AISubs v3.7
- I'm Yamamoto. - I'm Juzo.
- I'm Yamamoto. - I'm Fushimiya.
Everyone, you're all familiar with tapioca, right?
- Yes. - If you think it's a stupid bubble gum,
it's like, "Next up is the banana juice trend."
It's over just by listening to it, right?
- It's not that popular yet. - That's right.
It's like, "I thought bubble gum would scare people away,"
but it's actually pretty good.
It's like, "It's made and it's popular."
There were bubble gums back in the day,
but they suddenly went viral.
Which means, someone said, "This is going viral!"
and it didn't matter if it got popular or not.
Bubble gums can be a bit of a pain in the ass,
so we thought you were looking for the next bubble gum you had.
- So we brought it for you. - Oh!
- It's a real trend. - It's...
- smoothies! - Smoothies!
- The ones you eat for breakfast, right? - Yeah.
I did that on Instagram to get more views.
"What's up with this guy?" I said.
"Who's looking at my account?" I said.
- In the end... - It's a bug. It's definitely a bug.
No, it's not a bug.
For smoothies, the most important thing is what's inside.
That's where bubble gum and banana juice are different.
To show you the infinity of smoothies and how deep they are,
we made four hyper-special smoothies for you.
- See? - You'll drink them and guess what they are.
- It's a smoothie quiz. - Why are we doing a quiz?
Why are we doing a quiz?
Are we doing a quiz on a lunch show?
I'm scared of quizzes, Tencho.
- I eat them behind my butthole. - Yeah.
- You don't have kidney meat today. - I don't have kidney fat.
- It's super easy today. - Yeah, we're back at it.
- It's an easy game. - It's a smoothie... smoo - easy.
- It wasn't that easy. - It's so easy!
- I thought it'd be super easy, but it's smoo-easy.
- It's not easy at all. - It's a smoo... smoo-easy game.
- It's a smoo-easy game. - Yeah.
- Bring it over. - That's what we're doing today.
- Okay, got it. - Please do.
The key premise of a smoothie is that you have to eat it right away.
- So we'll make it now. - It's fresh out of the oven!
- We'll bring it out. - It's good!
- Please wait a moment. - Okay.
We'll bring out the strawberries.
- Sorry for keeping you waiting. - Not at all.
- Sorry for making you wait. - Okay, that's mine.
- I've brought it out. - You've brought it out!
- Here it is! - Huh?
- It's okay. - Thank you!
- This time, we won't let you join us at all. - Okay.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for the drink.
- How is it? - It's fine.
- Huh? Wait, wait, wait! - It's fine.
- It's fine? - I don't want it!
- That's a bit... - Huh? That's weird.
- I think I know how it is. It's good. - It's fine.
- Wait a minute... - Isn't it too hard?
- It's only a trial run, you know? - Well, I get it now.
- I only know it now. - Really?
- Can I say something? - Sure.
- I don't need you three to answer. - Okay.
- I want you to say it like "neplige". - That's right.
- Is it true? - It's true!
- I poured it. - Okay.
- I'll say it like "neplige". - Okay.
- This smoothie is... - Go ahead!
- Gokome Smoothie! Too bad! - Huh?
- It's rice! - It's rice!
- I wanted to say "gohan" smoothie. - It's "gohan".
- It's "gohan" smoothie.
- Too bad! - Huh?
- Do you know what's in it? - Huh? What is it?
- It's rice, milk, and salt. - That's correct!
- Wow! - This is a salt and rice smoothie.
- Is it? - Wait a minute...
- I love salt and rice, but... - Yes?
- A fifth grader in elementary school brought salt with him.
- "Can I pour it for you for lunch?" - "Lunch" is "milk", isn't it?
- I had no choice but to eat salt and rice and milk.
- One day, I realized...
- "Salt and rice" and "milk" are too good together.
- I thought "smoothie" is "milk", so I thought I could do it.
- But I made a mistake. - What did you make?
- There was less milk and salt.
- I adjusted it a little and you understood what I wanted to say.
- Then I went to the next curriculum.
- My cat eats 400 grams of food a week.
- That's a lot of food. - That's good. I really want to use it.
- Tetsuya-san, are you making it again to make it more delicious?
- No, I'm not making it up.
- Tetsuya-san, are you making "salt and rice smoothie" again?
- I'm serious.
- Here it is!
- It's not about improving "salt and rice smoothie" and making it more delicious.
When I was in 6th grade and 7th grade, the taste I ate every day was reproduced as a smoothie.
- Here you go! - It's like you were drinking tea and felt like you were drinking it.
- There's a lot of salt in it. - There's seriously a lot of salt in it.
- There's no coffee texture when you say "smoothie". - That's right.
- But it's rice! - You've made the rice muddy.
- It's a little hard to make a smoothie with rice. - That's right.
Give a good translation to this development department.
- Well, now we know that this is no good. - Yes.
Don't worry! There's logic next.
Well, this time it was something that came from my own experience in elementary school.
- There are things that are said to be delicious in public. - Yes.
- Please rest assured. - Of course. - Yes.
- Wow, it's done! - Wow, wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The second item is here! - What is this?
- No, this may have come. - Let's eat it, shall we? - Yes.
- Wow, it's pretty thick. - Wow!
As you said earlier, you put ice in it and don't put milk in it.
- I like the texture of using the material. - Yes.
- Please eat it. - It makes me hungry.
- Yes. - It may have come! It may have come!
- Oh, I see. - Let's eat it.
- By the way, this is also a replica method.
- The ice is gone. - Yes, but it melts quickly.
- Yes, it melts quickly. - Yes.
- Everyone, let's eat it. - Yes!
- Well, what smoothie is this? One, two...
- Karashioji Smoothie! - No!
- What? - What? - What?
- Is it bangbang? - It's bangbangji.
- It's bangbang!
- It's like peanuts or sesame seed. - Yes!
- I can only think about grilled mackerel. - Grilled mackerel with salt.
- Why did you put salt in it? - This is also simply fried chicken.
- It's fried chicken. - It's fried chicken.
- It's fried chicken, but... - It's fried chicken, but...
- This is your favorite... - Oh!
- Abarenbo Chicken. - Wow!
- It's a chilledtebasake. - Hey, hey, hey!
- It's chilledtebasake! - The secret is...
I'm addicted to saying "It's cold!" when it's cold.
It's a habit.
There is a product that cools the tip of the wing in a special way.
If it's good when it's cold, I think it's a smoothie.
So it's either cold wings or wings.
I think it will be different even if it's fried chicken.
That's what I'm told.
I want a dessert like that.
I want it soon.
I will show you the depth of the smoothie.
Please wait.
It's really different from any other smoothie shop.
Thank you for your patience.
Then I will show you.
This is it.
It looks like coffee.
Isn't it a drink?
I found out that there is a special thing to make ice smoothie.
Sakamoto is good.
What did you do?
You said you looked like you were going to be hit.
I was hit.
You hit me a lot.
Don't look at me.
What was it?
It looks like a smoothie.
It's dangerous.
It's a smoothie shop.
I'm tired of it.
Don't look at me.
I hate smoothies.
I will show you.
This is the third one.
You can choose someone.
I can't do it.
Please wait.
I can't do it.
Wait.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you do it.
It's the same.
I wrote it with squid salt.
I see.
It's like squid salt.
It's a bug eye.
It's close.
One is not enough.
Please drink until you get it.
It's a penalty game.
I don't think so.
It's not a penalty game.
You said you wouldn't make me do a bad thing.
It's not good.
Wait a minute.
Did you drink it?
Did you drink it yourself?
I drank it.
I haven't drunk it yet.
What do you mean?
If you can taste all of it and think it's good,
you have to drink it!
What are you talking about?
I love salt.
What are you doing?
You're drinking it like you're dying!
It's good!
Don't lie!
At least drink it once and try to guess the last one.
If you don't answer, I'll keep drinking it.
It's going to be a two-minute game.
Sea urchin, salmon roe, soft roe.
I'll drink it.
Don't force it!
Drink it!
This time, Ryo and I chose our favorite food and put it in our stomachs.
It's in our stomachs.
Sea urchin, salmon roe, oyster.
That's correct!
I'm scared!
There are three things I can't drink.
Three people who can't drink.
I thought it was okay to be told.
I'm sorry!
I'm making a fool of myself.
I don't know when I started drinking it, but I can't help it.
The oyster was too cold and I had to peel it off.
It's annoying!
So far, I've talked about what I like, what professionals make, and what Ryo and I like.
I thought each of us had our own taste.
Next time, I want you to drink it!
Please!
If you bring me a bad one, I'll sell it to you!
Please wait!
How much does it cost?
It doesn't cost that much!
Please!
You're fast!
You're good!
You can do it!
I was waiting for this!
This store is evolving!
It's time for the fourth question!
I just subscribed to a new website.
I subscribed to MGS video for two years and sent you caramel.
It's embarrassing! I specialize in prestige.
I'll surprise you!
This is the last smoothie!
Isn't there a barcode on it?
If it's bad, can you tell me what's going on in the world?
I'll drink it!
Please guess it right at the end!
Please wait!
It's the same.
Go home, you!
I don't like the smell of oysters anymore!
Wash it, you bastard!
Don't deliver it like that, you bastard!
Ugh, disgusting!
Okay, no more straws.
Where are you, bastard?
Why is there only one?
It's great, I told you!
It's fun.
Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
You!
Argh!
I did it!
Wait a minute!
What, what, what?
What do you mean?
Hmm!
But it's the best.
Oh!
I think this is the best.
If you say it's good, I can trust you.
It's not good!
No, I know!
It's not good!
It's good!
Wow, I've smelled this scent before.
It may be the best.
Oh!
No way!
No, it feels like I'm eating rice.
It's like a lunch.
What?
Lunch?
A full meal lunch?
That's crazy!
Did you all get it?
I got it!
The person who was the furthest away with this is...
Can you rewrite it for me?
You said "a full meal" to me.
You can't do it anymore.
No, it's weird!
Everything goes smoothly.
It's weird!
Where is smooth?
Who is it?
The one who gets in the way of smooth progress is...
I'll shoot you!
Bang!
The one who missed the fourth question and didn't have the best answer is...
At the beginning of the name...
I'll have you call me "smoothie" for two weeks.
Damn it!
There were a lot of people like that!
Is it this or this?
This is it.
Let's start with Moose!
Yes!
Ciao, Moose.
I see!
Then let's go back to Yumemura.
This time for sure, I'll call you "smoothie".
Smoothie!
Are you kidding me?
Lastly, Toshin!
Cut!
Oya-go-dan!
I wanted you to say that!
I really wanted you to say "meat bun" or something like that.
It sounds like "meat bun" to me.
Hey!
I really wanted you to say "meat bun" or "gyoza"!
I wanted you to say "gyoza bun" or something like that.
"Gyoza bun"?
"Gyoza bun" is too scary for me.
"Gyoza bun" is like "gyoza dog" in Disney.
Toshin!
Since you accepted my joke...
Can you tell me your real answer?
I'll say "meat bun" and "gyoza".
"Meat bun" and "gyoza".
Yes.
Everyone changes their age after eating "gyoza" or something like that.
This is really unfair.
This is not "smoothie".
I don't care! I don't care about this!
The answer is...
Well...
Anyway...
Beer.
And "gyoza" too.
It was "smoothie"!
Suzuki-san is angry about "smoothie".
I'll be "smoothie-san" from now on.
"smoothie-san"!
"smoothie" and "shimizu"
I'll be "smoothie-san" from now on.
Today's performance is over.
So...
When we go to a restaurant and order "gyoza" for a drink,
we say "this "smoothie" is enough for us, right?
"this "smoothie" is enough for us, right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
"this "smoothie" is enough for us, right?
Isn't it too hard?
Isn't it too convenient to say "hard"?
Today's performance is over.
"smoothie" is enough for us, right?
I don't care about this at all.
On "Tokaiwa Radio",
we got a sticker.
Before each member went to a restaurant and said "smoothie",
we got a sticker.
Toshimitsu-san's sticker is...
"Good evening, I'm Suzuki of "motive"."
Look for more!
Do I buy "gyoza" and "tentai-boenkyo" alone?
When will you give it to me?
The sticker is too much.
Please listen to "Tokaiwa Radio".
Yes, it's 10 o'clock.
Please listen to "Tokaiwa Radio".
See you in the next "Tokaiwa Radio".
Bye bye!